Hamilton Fringe Festival

An 11-day unjuried theatre festival that happens every summer in downtown Hamilton

Diamonds on Plastic

Purple Poet Productions (Toronto, ON)

Cast: Margaret Lamarre
Playwright/Director: Philip Cairns

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Running Time: 14 minutes

Doris, a middle-aged suburban shopaholic housewife in an unhappy marriage, loves jewellery, shoes and clothes. A Southern belle transplanted to Scarborough, she falls in love with her best friend, Betsy. She sits at her make-up table, swigging on a flask of whiskey. It’s funny, erotic and uplifting. LGBTQ Content.

WARNING: Mature Content

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Show Times:

19 Jul Fri @ 8:00 PM
20 Jul Sat @ 3:00 PM
21 Jul Sun @ 6:00 PM
25 Jul Thu @ 9:00 PM
26 Jul Fri @ 7:00 PM
27 Jul Sat @ 7:00 PM
28 Jul Sun @ 1:00 PM

Tickets: $9 (Fringe Backer Button Required)